It is so cold outside, I swear my nose hairs creeped back up into my nose when I walked outside today. So, i’m guessing that you’re all cold, hungover, tired, broke from the holidays, and not quite ready to start your New Years Resolutions just yet. So, here’s what I propose for what you should do tonight: Get down to Asylum on Center Street in Portland, and take advantage of their $2 well drinks, $5 pitchers of Rolling Rock, Bud, or Bud Light, and last but not least, their two-for-one burger deals. That’s a happy hump day if I ever heard of one! To top it all off, you can sing away your Winter blues at Asylum’s Karaoke night, starting at 9pm in the nightclub that is directly next to the sports bar. There are over 8,000 songs to choose from, so you don’t have an excuse for not singing because “there wasn’t a song that you liked,” but if you’re going to pull that card then you might as well have fun watching everyone else fail.

If That’s TL;DR…

What: Cheep beer, food, and Karaoke
Where: Asylum: 121 Center Street Portland, Maine
When: Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Price Check: Karaoke is free, $2 Well Drinks, $5 select beer pitchers, 2 for 1 Burgers

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